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David Addison: "Do Bears Bear? Do Bees Bee?"

Maddie Hayes: "Where on earth did you get those glasses?"

David Addison: "X-ray specks, pretty cool, huh? You must be wearing a lead dress, I can't see a thing!"

Maddie Hayes: "Knock that locker room grin off your face or I'll knock it off for ya!"

Maddie Hayes: "I don't think....."

David Addison: "That's Ok, you look good."

Maddie Hayes: "Addison, we're moving!"

David Addison: "Do we have to? All my friends go to this school."

Maddie Hayes: "Addison, you better get me off this train!"

David Addison: "Whoa! Lady, I will gladly get you off this train. Just please refrain from any act that is not of an erotic nature!"

Maddie Hayes: "David, could I have a minute of your time, please?"

David Addison: "Take two, they're small."

Maddie Hayes: "I had no idea."

David Addison: "That's ok. I got lots of 'em. I'll loan you one."

Maddie Hayes: "I wouldn't want you losing any more sleep over me."

David Addison: "Believe me, if an when I find myself over you, the last thing I'll be thinking about is sleeping."

Maddie Hayes: "Wipe that stupid grin off your face."

David Addison: "This happens to be the smartest grin I own."

Maddie Hayes: "Unhand me!"

David Addison: "I'll try, but I don't think they'll come off!"

Maddie Hayes: "Well, let me remind you Mr. Addison, that one case does not a detective make!"

David Addison: "Well, let me remind you Ms. Hayes, I HATE IT WHEN YOU TALK BACKWARDS!"

Maddie Hayes: "Just when I think you've gone as low as you can go, you find a basement door!"

David Addison: "Last night an idea hit me!"

Maddie Hayes: "Left a bruise, I hope."

David Addison: "You stick the stick pin, you pull the stick pin out, you stick the stick pin in and you shake it all about. You do the hokey pokey and you turn yourself about. That's what it's all about!"

Maddie Hayes: "I was NOT born yesterday!"

David Addison: "It's true! We had lunch yesterday. If she'd a been born, I'd a noticed!"

David: You need me, Maddie Hayes.
Maddie: I need you to leave.
David: You need me to live, Lady. You are one, cold, icy broad. You've got your nose so high in the air, it's snowing on your brain.

Maddie: Doesn't it seem a bit...quiet to you?
Dipesto: Well...this is our slow time.
Maddie: Morning?
Dipesto: Well....
Maddie: Mondays?
Dipesto: Kind of.
Maddie: Spring?
Dipesto: The eighties.

Maddie: There are no clients... There never have been any clients...There aren't going to be any clients...are there?
David: I'm not sure I understand the question.
Maddie: Have you EVER had a client?
David: What?...You mean at this particular location?

Maddie: You believe me?
David: No....But I believe IN you.
(David goes around the car and climbs into the passenger seat; Maddie stares at him for a long moment, then)
Maddie: That was a terrific thing to say... What does it mean?
David: I have no idea.

David: Now, THAT is what I call a case...Sex, viloence, hit tunes...If we crack this thing, they'll make a movie about it...Mel Gibson will play my life...I'll talk to David Hartman, Barbara Walters...women from all over the country will send me letters, make lewd suggestions...Is this a wild country or what?

Maddie---I don't believe you! You did this so we'd have to work together.
David---Are you NUTS!! Sure, I wanted you for a partner, for your name and your money....Not YOU! You think I want some blonde ball of fluff following me everywhere I go...
Maddie---BALL OF FLUFF!!! You are calling me a ball of fluff?...You?...The sissy-fighter?
David---What did you call me?
Maddie---Sissy-fighter...I wish you could have seen yourself. Didn't anyone ever teach you how to throw a real punch...Real men don't punch like that! They put their whole bodies into it...you...you punch with your wrist!!
David---Alright already!